Cut the Crap its only Sex.

I think it's time for the Birds and the Bees' talk ...

... and thats when the Stalk flew down and left the Baby on the door-step ...

When a Mummy and a Daddy love each other very much ...

Cut the Crap. It's just Sex.

Ok for children i understand, it's not right for kids to be learning about how their Daddy 'bangs' their Mummy everynight when they go to bed, but why the hell is Sex such a taboo subject?

I don't believe that children should be learning about the ins and outs of sex at the age of 4 its just wrong they can barely grasp the concept of the alphabet! Why would they need to worry about things like that it's trivial knowledge compared to information as important as who's going to be their best friend tomorow! No?! However we are grown-up now..ok well i try to be..and i think its time that we just cut the crap and stop being so prissy. Thats why we are here!

My Grandmother is the prudest old woman in the world, and i actually get kicks from saying rude words around her, childish i know but its funny. Like a year ago my dad was describing a film we saw and there was a sex scene in it, he was fliting about trying to find a way of saying this, so i cut in and said point blank 'because there was a Penis on screen Grandma.' I have never enjoyed seeing my Grandmothers facial expressions more. She was flabbergasted. But what i wasnt to know is..why?! She has three children and i am pretty sure she has had Sex more than three times. Yes you could say she was astouded to hear me say it, but i was 17, and she does no me, i am outspoken she doesnt expect any less from me. Im the outcast, the black sheep, the delinquant of the family.

And so i now move on to the teens of today, Sex is so common that its almost as nomal as someone waving. Trading parteners, having sex with your best mates ex, your ex best mates partner, your best friend. But it still doesn't faze us.

I find it easy to talk about Sex, as a Virgin of the 21st century i see my self as a rarity. Who knows how many there will be of me left. Kids having sex at the age of 11, giving birth at 12 and younger.

Whats your views???

Drop a comments.

peace

Sordid tales of Human Nature #6 Jack and the beanstalk

He left his house, daisy in tale
to the market where he would sell
buisness was slow, buyers rare
till came a hag with wiry grey hair

Ill give three beans for the cow
the're magic, but cant tell you how
but precious are these so dismay
and she took the cow at the end of the day

Beaming smile jack walked back quick
to show his mum the deal he made
''you stupid boy your suck a dick
their mearly beans to eat.''

scared alone tends to his wounds
his mother gave as punnishment
he never knew her swinging moods
and threw the window the magic beans went

he woke up slow his prick in hand
a great way to forget the night
but there was something he didnt understand
what blocked the sun from his face?

A giant stalk, big and green
past his window through the clouds
he new it was the magic beans
yeah fuck you, narrow minded bitch

he cleaned his hands and donned his jeans
not beliving whart he had seen
up and up the winding ladder
it seemed to go on for ever and ever

to the top with sweat and tears
a land so great beyond his fears
girl apon girl like fantasies
a dream he thought of what he sees

he walked around, a new love intrest
they soon flocked over to check him out
and soon enough he was undressed
''i love this place'' out he would shout

but soon enough it got too much
he couldnt take the constant need
constant sex, breakast, dinner and lunch
softer harder slower and the need for speed

jack needed rest couldnt take much more
as he and three girls slept on the floor
he wondered what his mother would do
if she saw this life, would she join it too ?

but in the night after a midnight shag
he set off down the plant
remenising of the great time he had
and stroled on in to his room

the morning came and he got up for brunch
his mother was angry at his leave
she swung her hand and heard a crunch
jacks adventure was no more


not great i must admit ): sorry guys

Sordid tales of human nature #4 red

Little Red Riding Hood walks out alone
Out through the forest and leaving sweet home
Bound for her nana's in her home made red cloak
So she's noticable to the town folk .

Skipping along alone unaffraid
With lovely muffins her mum had just made
Dithering about in the forest she goes
dont care to notice the eyes or the nose .

Bright yellow eyes are hidden among
the burnt forest trees to prey on the young
The hunger it ripples throughout the wolfs chest
to prey on the child and get her undressed .

A leap and a bound on the child unbeknown
she falls to the ground cloak comes un sewn

it falls from her shoulders and gleams her pale skin
the wolfs eyes are hungry and feasting begins.

With a grunt and a sceam he steals her white
and soon she is limp and has nothing to fight
clutching her basket and tears down her eyes
she desperatly fleas from the thing she despise.

* * *

The police come a knocking to old mother red
to tell her her sweet little ridding hood's dead
The wolf still runs free with her cloak in a paw
On the run from justice on the run from the law.

The race. Of Life. Of Sex.

Why the rush? Why such a pace?
I see no need for this on going race.
To loose this virture, oh what a waste.

I'm like the tortoise, i'll take it slow
Into these areas that i don't know
And if i dont want, i just won't go.

I have a mind, i'll use it wise.
Not over-ruled by pushy guy's
I'll think it out before breaking ties.

My first time, i want it there
Beside my good memories fair
I wont flinch when i remember
The firery passion behind the ember.