Who can i be for you today?
I'm sorry but happy is out of stock.
We have only the sadness on display.

Can i intrest you in depressed?
Its very popular at the moment.
huh! who would have guessed.

We also have mood blue on sale
its going for 24/7, great deal.
and effective for even males.

Thankyou for shopping at cas's moods.com
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