Sordid tales of Human Nature #6 Jack and the beanstalk

He left his house, daisy in tale
to the market where he would sell
buisness was slow, buyers rare
till came a hag with wiry grey hair

Ill give three beans for the cow
the're magic, but cant tell you how
but precious are these so dismay
and she took the cow at the end of the day

Beaming smile jack walked back quick
to show his mum the deal he made
''you stupid boy your suck a dick
their mearly beans to eat.''

scared alone tends to his wounds
his mother gave as punnishment
he never knew her swinging moods
and threw the window the magic beans went

he woke up slow his prick in hand
a great way to forget the night
but there was something he didnt understand
what blocked the sun from his face?

A giant stalk, big and green
past his window through the clouds
he new it was the magic beans
yeah fuck you, narrow minded bitch

he cleaned his hands and donned his jeans
not beliving whart he had seen
up and up the winding ladder
it seemed to go on for ever and ever

to the top with sweat and tears
a land so great beyond his fears
girl apon girl like fantasies
a dream he thought of what he sees

he walked around, a new love intrest
they soon flocked over to check him out
and soon enough he was undressed
''i love this place'' out he would shout

but soon enough it got too much
he couldnt take the constant need
constant sex, breakast, dinner and lunch
softer harder slower and the need for speed

jack needed rest couldnt take much more
as he and three girls slept on the floor
he wondered what his mother would do
if she saw this life, would she join it too ?

but in the night after a midnight shag
he set off down the plant
remenising of the great time he had
and stroled on in to his room

the morning came and he got up for brunch
his mother was angry at his leave
she swung her hand and heard a crunch
jacks adventure was no more


not great i must admit ): sorry guys